Church of Jesus Christ of Even More Latter Day Saints Members
Managers
Supervisors
Members
- systemshaker
- willie faler
- trailhead
- supermansfoot
- Matthew
- tree-the blasphemer
- Za_Boy
- anonymousmidwestgirl
- Jedith
- veggiebabe4
Honorary Positions
- Captain Obvious of Angel Regiment 793 of the Galactic Battle Element
- Supreme Defender of the EMLDS faith: Noh Dancer
- Commander of the Converted Jews, Frontline Battalion: Alex N.
- Supreme TCOJCOEMLDS Commander of War and Personal Bodyguard of Elohimus: Mr. Portman Rockwell.
- The extremely lucky, God chose to bless them with site traffic and not me, bloggers at "you knit what?"
Elohimus' Wives
- All of the sisters over at Vancouver Sisters. They are most faithful.
- The guys at the LDS essays blog
- Some Heathens who are angry because I disbanded their church a while ago.
posted by Mike at 9:56 AM
11 Comments:
Wow, how do you get on that list?
Me too, I sell my soul to COJCOEMLDS
In all respect, I meant no offense. That being said, I'm definitely not an atheist, simply a friend of AST's... just trying to have her back. My apologies, as I know she enjoys your blog. And if you can't bury your beef, at least don't bring it to my blog.
I find this whole thing great fun; kudos for the brilliant parody. Jedith is, I'm sorry to say, completely taken in. The poor kid thinks he actually found another hard-core Catholic.
Heathen. Watch it, Tree, or you'll be excommunicated from our church and we all know you don't want that.
Tree should repent double for being female.
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God hit a nerve...
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right Ill get right on that...once you convert and are saved...
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how kind of you to invite yourself to be my husband. how did you know i was so in need? i'll write the pre-nup and get it across to you asap
Hey, thanks. I'm flattered you want me as a wife, even though I am chromosomally challenged for the part, being male and all. Don't know how my brother feels, he being included in your wife list with me, but hey! We can remain good friends, right?
The Vancouver Sisters are most annoyed to hear that we were not the only group you considered for potential mates. Beware of mail-delivered home-baked cookies that MAY or MAY NOT contain the correct amount of salt. We might try to poison you for your insolence. We have the technology so BEWARE THE SALTY COOKIE!!! hahahahahahha!!!
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